warp speed, Mr. Sulu!

I'm like Capt Kirk on the enterprise right now. We need more power, Scotty! I don't want any excuses like my manufactured home in Arizona is broken. Thats a cop-out. Get this bucket of bolts moving and I mean now!!!! She won't hold together much longer, captain. Screw you, Scotty- this manufactured home needs to make the jump to light speed! Oh no, captain, she'll never make it! Oh yes, SHE will, and SHE is going to like it! WARP SPEED MR SULU! The manufactured home is not responding, captain. Oh damn. f it